what gets me the most when it comes to Widojest is that Caleb consistently tries to make Jester realize that she doesn’t always have to be happy while Jester spends most of the campaign making Caleb accept that he doesn’t always have to be miserable.
You can carry a torch for somebody for a long time.
Continual Flame is a spell in D&D for a reason
Edit: it’s only learnable by wizards…and clerics
“…you don’t get it quite to her, ‘cause you cannot see where Caduceus is, you just kinda guess it, but she does appear, you assume, somewhere near by. Caduceus, you do see her appear on the ground around the corner from you.”
Conversations before disaster…
and I fucking helped
Are you all in love with her now?
Jester&Caleb + that Battle Couple™ aesthetic
“Caleb will swim around that column a bit to try to get as close as possible, and start weaving his hands in the water, and muttering arcane words and say: ‘I have an offering for you!’ and I will pull out my middle finger and say ‘you make a shitty God, you bedazzled cephalopod!’ and I will cast Banishment.”
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“I’m going to take a cue from Caleb and I’m gonna have my Duplicate swim up and pull out a little Duplicate sequinced glove and wave it around and be like ‘Here’s your offering!’ and cast Banishment!”
And when you said “Hi, ” I forgot my dang name
Set my heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame
This is not a game
Put this shit back into rotation my dudes
(via dagger131)
Broke: Writing Cullen out of DA4 because Gr*g Ell*s is trash.
Woke: Recasting and writing Cullen into DA4 because nothing would be fucking funnier than seeing Gr*g Ell*s’s temper tantrums when he realizes literally not a single one of Cullen’s fans are here for him, they’re here for the hot guy made of pixels on their PC screen.
(via oloeopia)